Joyce

Joyce is the sexiest person alive. She's also Katherine's only friend. Coincidence?

Villain Backstory
joyce nd kt. kt nd joyce. jk just joyce nd kt bcuz joyce >> kt so joyce first but also bcuz j comes b4 k. ANYWAYS. joyce nd kt r the closest bromies (bronies [? smriks]) you'll ever find. Literal Soulmates. joyce nd kt first became mutuals on Tinder in april but because kaytea is terrifying and joyce is a pussy, they didn't talk ... UNTIL ........... they barked on the timeline Together <3 and pulled an all nighter, thus forming #JJFURRIES. althoguh the origins of their relationship is strange and joyce suffered during their first facetime together because katie made her show their bts jin body pillow, they r now 2 peas in a pod. they bonded over the fact that they r the only 2 e's in 6+3 and the fact that the first time they called on discord, katie fell in love with me. joyce. that's me. aka katherine's girlfrined. Actullaly. did u kno?they're kissing 5evr <3... THEN ! (A/N: i'm a bad storyteller >.<) 6+3 debuted as EBG FUCKERZ and katie somehow fucking won EBG. over the summer, joyce had a crush on katie bcuz of her luscious chesnut hair and her dreamy ocean electrical eyes, and since then they have been dating. everyday joyce stares into katherine's shockingly blue orbs that carry so much emotion and joyce cards her fingers thru katie's earthy hair while kissing her 4head. they're gay now. #oomfs2luvrs (A/N: climax time ^^) so then joyce and katie have been friends and soulmates 4ever bcuz obviously that's how it works and over the summer they called almost every day (with Arin). funny how joyce wasn't mentally ill from june to september and then suddenly vitamin k(atie) deficiency resulted in them becoming mentally ill. Ok. (A/N: i'm just saying we should call mroe). y is this getting so long? idk but it's almost as long as the schlong connected to deez nuts. Anywyas.

Villain Backstory (cont'd)

 * "my favorite colors are blue purple and pink" "....oh cool" "....."
 * banshee laughing within the first 10 seconds of discord vc on 061920 ... or smth*
 * "hey joyce wanna watch me make ramen?" "yeah sure" *proceeds to spill half the soup mixture on the fucking FLAME PART*
 * "hey joyce wanna watch me make a burrito?" "yeah sure" *proceeds to burn the fucking tortilla*
 * "hey joyce wanna watch me eat dinner?" "yeah sure" *proceeds to show every fucking banana there ever was except they're all rotting*
 * in conclusion even though katie is now 16 (hag) she still lacks the basic human skill of Cooking
 * sorry that wasn't a conclusion i have more to remember
 * "hey joyce wanna watch me put in my contacts" "oky" *misses her fucking eye*
 * "hey joyce wanna keep calling while i go in the car with volleyball irls" "oky" smriks. i don't even have 2 say anything for this one i'm just an evil mastermind

From Villain 2 Villain
okay well ... hi katie ..... this got so long but. u will get ur fucking $240 package soon (updated on 102620 i got the box from the post office. icantstoplaughginf but i'll tell u about it later). OH. i forgot to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! fiesta salsa quincenaera except u r 16 and i am not raini rodriguez. okay seriously though happy birthday you little dumbfuck i love you so fucking much ... u will see all of this in your letter probably with just different wording but baby. i love you so fucking much and i'm excited to celebrate ur birthday with you and i hope you have the most fantastic bestest day in the world because you deserve it. seriously i'm so glad that we became friends and have gotten so close and i hope i get to call you (and arin) more often as the school year progresses because i genuinely miss you so fucking bad. you always cheer me up and whenever u send me texts while i'm feeling down i just feel So Much Better and i appreciate you so fucking much. you r gonna do great things bcuz you're already such a talented (and sexy) individual at 16 and i seriously love seeing you do insane things .. your art is beautiful jsut like U and your brain is so sexy crazy cool. you're one of my closest friends ever and i'm so excited for us to meet up because it WILL happen and i just know we're gonna hold hands while running into the beach near ur house and then i'm gonna take you around the city and we're just. we're soulmates we're gonna have the Best Time Of Our Lives. OKAy. i have so much to say and i'll probably say it on call but you are seriously one of my favorite people in the world. you make me so so happy and i absolutely love talking to you and if ANYONE hurts u i'm gonna fucking book the flight and K word them for u bcuz u deserve the entire universe and if any1 takes that away from u i'll get them. GROSS this is so cheesy but i'm pushing thru for u. you're seriously such a wonderful person and i appreciate + cherish the time we've spent together and i can't wait 4 us to make even Mroe memories on call and in person. you rlly make me so incredibly happy and i'm in love with u ... u have the best personality ever and you're so Real and i'm incredibly glad to have you by my side. i made u a cake and we're gonna blow out candles on call but. i love you so fucking much don't you EVER forget that. i'm proud of you no matter what and i'm always here for you and seriously. ride or die FOR REAL !!! the energy i get from just texting u is insane and u instantly light up my day whenever we interact liek Ever. i love you beyond words and i'm bad at expressing my feelings but i genuinely dont know what i'd do without u and i am so excite to spend 16 with u. here's to a year of Only Good Shit for my favorite dazai kinnie because it's what u deserve. clinks glasses. kisses ur nose. i love you. happy birthday to the best person i know starts crying FUCK i love you so much